BLAWG REVIEW #212

By Tamera H. Bennett

BLAWG REVIEW #212

“You Don’t Have To Call Me Darlin,’ Darlin’”

When I teach music publishing classes or seminars I always give an example to explain the difference between an idea and the expression of an idea. The expression of the idea fixed into a tangible medium is what is protected by copyright law.

My favorite example is to tell the class they each need to write a song that includes these ideas: trains, rain, momma, jail and pickup trucks.  (Yes, lyrics still count).  In the end they may all come up with something completely different and each original work would be protected by copyright law. Even if those same ideas are found in another song … the perfect Country & Western song.

Songwriter Steve Goodman penned the lyrics that singer David Allan Coe made famous in 1974  and turned the classic country song “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” a/k/a “You Don’t Have To Call Me Darlin,’ Darlin’” click to watch the video into a country cult classic. (Country cult is not an oxymoron, is it?)

Verse One
Well it was all
That I could do to keep from cryin’
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even call me by my name

Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain…  We don’t know for sure if he and “darlin” are married, but in Texas it could have been a common law marriage.  Watch out during those divorce proceedings for taped phone calls and emails showing up in discovery says the New Jersey Law Blog.  The Alabama Family Law Blog makes it clear it takes two to tango but only one spouse to get a divorce.

You never even call me by my name… As a trademark/branding lawyer one of my clients’ biggest concerns is being called by the right name and making sure no competitor is using the same or similar name.   Check with the Los Angeles Trademark Attorney Blog to see if it is the  “The Girl From Ipanema” wearing that IPANEMA tagged swimsuit.  Over at the TTABLOG we can voice our thoughts on Lamb’s vs Lam for rum.  Las Vegas Trademark Attorney Ryan Giles asks will the real Andre Agassi and Stephi Graf stand up now that their cybersquatters are down? Mr. President, please do not be confused by those pending OBAMA trademark applications in the EU as reported by the IPKAT.  And Google, what are you doing now with those crazy adwords?  Read the update from IP lawyer Ron Coleman on the Texas class action against Google.  This week is the Annual International Trademark Association Convention in Seattle so I am giving a special shout out to Seattle Trademark Attorney Michael Atkins comparing the Space Needle to the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame.

Verse Two
You don’t have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don’t have to call me Charley Pride
And you don’t have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore
Even though you’re on my fightin’ side

CHORUS:
And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin’ in the rain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even call me by my name

Just make sure she really wants you hanging around because GPS can now be attached to stalkers.

Verse Three
Well I’ve heard my name
A few times in your phone book (Hello, Hello)
And I’ve seen it on signs where I’ve played
But the only time I know
I’ll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final Judgment Day

REPEAT CHORUS

Watch out for those signs, too.  Like Woody Allen, sometimes your picture might be associated with something you oppose.

RECITATION:
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect Country & Western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect Country & Western song because he hadn’t said anything at all about Mama,
Or trains,
Or trucks,
Or prison,
Or gettin’ drunk.
Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song
And he sent it to me,
And after reading it,
I realized that my friend had written the perfect
Country & Western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here:

Well I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

This additional verse that makes the song the perfect country and western song, also makes it o-so perfect for Blawg Review….

Did he say drunk and prison in the same line? You better see what my Twitter colleagues have to say at the Criminal Defense Blog, the Simple Justice Blog and the Defending People Blog.

Trains, people and trucks rarely make a good combination.  See what the Chicago Injury Lawyer Blog has to say about a recent train accident. Read here about the man charged with DUI in a car/train accident.  Also, no texting while driving the train.

CHORUS:
And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin’ in the rain
No, you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even call me
Well I wonder why you don’t call me
Why don’t you ever call me by my name

Until I re-read this post I thought it was the perfect Blawg Review post.  Then I realized it said nothing about…

Fashion and the law
Cuban Trade Laws and the impact on music
Estate Planning
Copyright Infringement
Negotiations
The Theatre
Social Media in the music business
Branding in the music business
Patents in the music business
or Tattoos — Famous Trademarks as Tattoos, that is

Now I realize I have written the perfect Blawg Review post.

You don’t have to call me Darlin,’ Darlin’ ….
just call me lawyer Tamera H. Bennett.

Blawg Review has information about next week’s host, and instructions on how to get your blawg posts reviewed in upcoming issues.

UPDATED 5/18/09:  American Apparel and Woody Allen settled for $5 Million after this Blawg Review went to press.  Read more here.

About Tamera Bennett

Tamera Bennett, nicknamed by her clients as the IP quarterback, develops strategies to protect and leverage each client's intellectual property. She works closely with her clients to implement customized brand management programs. Her clients range from rock star to leadership coach and financial guru to custom motorcycle designer. Prepared with an undergraduate degree in Recording Industry Studies and a law degree from Texas Wesleyan University School of Law, Tamera represents clients throughout Texas and Tennessee in entertainment, trademark and copyright law related matters View all posts by Tamera Bennett

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